yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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