apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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