your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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