Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
