Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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