yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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