using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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