She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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