I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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