Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
How does one acquire holy water?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Randomize
