Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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