i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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