This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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