I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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