I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize