I wish I only lived at night.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just cropdusted the office
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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