i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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