I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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