I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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