Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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