i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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