Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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