i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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