How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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