Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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