im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
