I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
do herpes really smell.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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