This dress was meant to end up on your floor
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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