did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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