Can i not drive my cunt home
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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