It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
