Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
