I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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