if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
