I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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