You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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