how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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