: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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