i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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