when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
This baby is an asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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