yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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