That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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