Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So. Much. Porn.
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