he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just pee around me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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