yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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