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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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