Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Shame - the story of my life.
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