FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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