do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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