i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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