were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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