Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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