He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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