the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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